Okay, so I know I have thought forever, and possibly said I should get back into dance...I miss dance. i miss people, i miss physical activities!!!! so..i signed up for dance....

But hopefully you all know my a lil, and know that I dont jsut sign up for dance..any ol dance with frilly dresses and sequins...no sir, i sign up for the raunchiest, most frowned upon dance...no not lap or pole dance. thats saved for my bachelorette parties someday...No..i like the whole boas, canes, top hats....i like the Jazz and fish nets...im talking Burlesque here people....

I mean i have the corsettes, the hair and attitude so it only makes sence I would do this right?? so why did I not do this before?? well thanks to facebook and their super annoying side bar commercials, i discovered my calling..Burlesque Dancing lol!!!

Its on tuesdays after work...i hope i enjoy it and dont mumble under my breath the hatred I have deveolped for such a game every class. im looking forward to this a bit....plus, then i will be able to actually seduce my mirror and not make it cringe and shatter in disgust lol

Speaking of dance, who else misses DDR? I mean, that game was the BEST! I would spend whole weekends trying to beat the retarded levels that totally cheated and didnt read half yor steps.. it was great!!! I wish we had DDR here again....but then again, we may break thru the floor..not just cuz the house is a million years old and i dont trust the flooring but cuz I haven developed a junk food habit since shelby moved in and we had a car....we have become fat and lazy..another reason why i thought some form of physical activity was in order......


I cant wait for this to start.....to dance with likeminded individuals who also enjoy a booty shake and Puttin on the Ritz...and who also need to give their mirrors some recovery time.